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Kids by Andy Riverbed
"Excuse me miss... What do you think you're doing?" She didn't answer, she turned around and I saw her masked face. This is the dumb shit I have to deal with here; these stupid suburban kids, this goddamn mall. The biggest mall in North America! Isn't that great? I'm just another Indian, and I have to deal with these stupid kids. What is it with this girl? Here I am doing my rounds through the Chinatown sector of the West Edmonton Mall, and what do I find? Kids, stupid suburban kids in painted face masks. Face masks with pirate skulls on 'em. They're having some sort of stupid rally. What is it? Don't their parents pay enough attention to them? What about etiquette? Don't they know this is Alberta's number one tourist attraction? Why don't they go enjoy one of the mall's many attractions; maybe World Waterpark or Galaxyland? Nooooooo... Instead they'd rather rally and do drugs. Fucking kids; what are they doing? "Hey kids, I'm going to need you to leave right now..." "Fuck you, you racist pig!" And the Asian youths ran. The paper flyers spread throughout the recycled air as if a mushroom cloud, a nuclear bomb of consciousness. Once the silence returned, our Indian picked up a flyer. It read: "SARS. Don't let tainted news prejudice your mind. Know your facts!" He stood perplexed for a second and crumpled the paper, kicking it off to one side. "Fucking suburban kids! Goddamn it!"
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